Life lessons from 'White Lotus' S3
I'm learning and I'm growing!
Just because someone killed their ex wife doesn't mean they can't throw a cool and safe party.
It's dangerous to make your first smoothie. If you haven't started making smoothies yet, don’t start.
If someone offers you $100K, a great counteroffer is $5 million.
Don't stay in the villa with the "suicide tree" in the yard.
Don't date a visibly balding man with shoulder-length hair, even if he pulls it off like crazyyyyy.
Devil’s threesome with your brother sounds REALLY awkward but it's better than you think! The key is to be on drugs during and get really into reading (in separate locations) afterwards.
If you wave a gun in a stranger's face and run away, don't run away to HIS resort.
Dads... no thanks. Try to avoid hanging out with your dad or even knowing who he is if possible.
If you think it's morally wrong to kill people, take a deep breath. Relax. Start by fatally shooting a guy (just one guy!) in the back. You can do it :)
If you kinda hate your friends, tell them you LOVE them you just feel sad when you’re with them. For no reason!
Water is really nice. Droplets of water… bodies of water… great stuff.
If you're negotiating a blood money deal with a murderer, take your son with you! This is a big part of parenting.
Linxxx
A good Ask Polly. You don’t have to relate to the question to feel the answer.
Are these shoes cute? Please respond and help me. I get so many Insta ads for them it’s eroding my sense of style and self.
Trump-era research memos, from me to you <3
"Don't date a visibly balding man with shoulder-length hair, even if he pulls it off like crazyyyyy." Felt the same way.....related more to Chelsea than I would've liked........